musesfool: anyone who had a heart (Gilmore Girls and House)

you have to get out of here your vagina is haunted (

musesfool) wrote,
@ 2006-01-10 22:48:00

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Current music:	Sweet Jane - Cowboy Junkies
Entry tags:	memes: top five lists, tv: general, tv: gilmore girls, tv: house

anyone who had a heart (Gilmore Girls and House)
Gilmore Girls

I spent more time bracing myself and being annoyed than I did actually enjoying this show, which I used to love so much. How is it that they've ruined the thing I've waited five seasons for? How is it that they've made me unhappy with Luke? I don't ... it's just upsetting. Though I guess Lorelai's always been his type. It was nice to see Sherilynn Fenn again. and Paris RULES.

And also? The bodice on that wedding dress is FUGLY. Like, seriously, heinously ugly. What's that about?

as for House, is it me or did this episode last, like, three weeks? It seemed excessively long and slow to me.

Alicia! Keith misses you!

I really wish they hadn't had Foreman be all "I'm the boss of you now!" It doesn't feel right to me, but I suppose he's their character. I did enjoy the ducklings working together and I LOVED House calling Wilson in the middle of his playing agony aunt to that nurse. The Stacy business... eh. They have some nice tension, but the eyebrows are killing me.

Cuddy/Foreman, man! He bought her coffee! I love Cuddy and wish she was around more. Sigh. And hey, I didn't hate Cameron tonight. That's a plus. And goddamn, but Chase is pretty. What's up with how pretty he looks by the green light of the MRI machine?

I'll count on you lot to be witty and/or smart about the episode. I think I've mostly lost the capacity to do those kinds of posts.

What I do have is more Top Five lists. Yes.

for florahart:
Top five things that have made Mal go all blushy about something on his own spaceship?
1. Listening to Kaylee use her battery-operated vibrator through the adjoining wall of their bunks.
2. Walking in on Inara during her sponge bath.
3. Walking in on Wash and Zoe having sex in the second shuttle.
4. Finding River naked in his bunk with seduction on her mind.
5. Being caught jerking off *by* Kaylee.

Thanks for pointing out the missing word. *g*

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for terredancer:
Five preferred endings for Remus
1. Sirius comes back and takes him away after the war is over.
2. a cure for his curse
3. he gets to snap bellatrix's neck
4. he gets to kill fenrir greyback.
5. he gets to kill bellatrix *and* peter *and* greyback, and the restrictive laws for werewolves are repealed, so he can have a real job and teach defense at Hogwarts again.

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for northatlantic:
Top 5 conversations you'd like to see Cuddy trying not to have with House.
1. about why her red thong is in Wilson's pocket
2. about her recreational drug use in college
3. about her affair with Dan Rydell in Spain
4. about her crush on him
5. about his offer of a threesome with her and Stacy.

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for thistlerose:

Zoe's Top Five Reasons for Marrying Wash
The man can fly.
He makes her laugh.
Have you seen his arms?
She trusts him.
He'll make a great dad.

*sniffle* Oh, Wash.

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for invisionary:
Top 5 greatest moments on Sports Night!
1. "You're wearing my shirt."
2. "I rocked you back, Dana." Dude, I don't even *like* Casey and that kiss rocked *me* back.
3. Jeremy's speech to Natalie during the poker game. "When I started liking you I didn't stop liking tennis."
4. The turkey falling from the lighting rig in Thespis.
5. Isaac's return after his stroke.

This makes me think I need to watch SportsNight again sometime soon.

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for snacky:
Five favorite Neil Gaiman stories.
1. Sandman
2. Good Omens (it does so count)
3. Anansi Boys
4. Neverwhere
5. American Gods

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for imacartwright:
Top five favorite Donna Moss lines.
1. If you were in an accident, I wouldn't stop for red lights.
2. Hit with what? *sob*
3. I think I could be good at this. I think you might find me valuable.
4. In a free society, you don't need a reason to make something legal, you need a reason to make something illegal.
5. I was cute. And I was peppy. And I always did well on my 19th Century English literature midterm until you came along and sucked me into your life of crime.

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for castaliae:
Top five jobs you would assign to ________(a character of your choice.)
1. I would put Jack Bristow and Irina Derevko in charge of the Order of the Phoenix.
2. I would make Hephaistion the quartermaster or chief logistics officer for the Battlestar Galactica, with Radar O'Reilly as his main supply clerk.
3. I'd make Jed Bartlet the new Headmaster of Hogwarts (alternately, if he hadn't lost his magic, I'd made Ged the Archmage Headmaster, but I think it'd be kind of hard for him without magic)
4. I'd assign Silk to work for APO
5. I'd make crew of Serenity part of the Rebel Alliance, working for Han Solo.

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for mattador:
Top Five Plot Bunnies You Fear To Indulge
1. Mal/Mary Sue
2. Legolas/Mary Sue
3. the Remus/Tonks that would make me that shipper

Um, I think that's it. I wrote an abridged version of the story that dare not speak its name and pretty much expunged it. And I actually have no shame and have begun the Remus/Sirius/Hermione spanking porn, so...

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for stillprettiest:
Five reasons Hephaistion loves Alexander.
Oddly, I'd find this much easier to answer if it were the other way around...

1. because he's Alexander.
2. Because Alexander makes him want to be a better man
3. because Alexander sees the big picture
4. because Alexander trusts him utterly
5. because Alexander appreciates his skills

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for annavtree:
five most crack-tastic crossovers that you would want to see
Does it count if I'm writing three of them and have written the other one already?

1. Sirius on Serenity
2. Firefly/Ocean's 11
3. Ocean's 11/Catwoman/Batman
4. House/Firefly - but with all the medical crap actually in there, unlike in the one I wrote.
5. An HP character in Earthsea. Possibly Hermione. Or Lily. A woman would be most interesting, though seeing Charlie deal with the dragons would be interesting...

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Wow. That was hard.

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	copperbadge 2006-01-11 03:59 am UTC (link)
	Dude, you didn't hate Cameron because she had like, two scenes in the entire episode. :D At least that's my theory, because that's the reason I didn't-hate her.... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	musesfool 2006-01-11 04:10 am UTC (link)
	Heh. That's a possibility. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	gobsmackit 2006-01-11 04:00 am UTC (link)
	Your answers to Top five jobs you would assign to ________(a character of your choice.) are amazing. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	musesfool 2006-01-11 04:11 am UTC (link)
	Hee! Thanks. I enjoyed doing that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	oldgreystone 2006-01-11 04:02 am UTC (link)
	[Delurk] 1. I would put Jack Bristow and Irina Derevko in charge of the Order of the Phoenix. 3. I'd make Jed Bartlet the new Headmaster of Hogwarts I would so love to read these scenarios. [Relurk] (Reply to this) (Thread)

	musesfool 2006-01-11 04:12 am UTC (link)
	Someone should totally write them! I agree! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	the_wanlorn 2006-01-11 04:12 am UTC (link)
	1. I would put Jack Bristow and Irina Derevko in charge of the Order of the Phoenix. Voldemort would so be dead by now if that happened. ;-) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	musesfool 2006-01-11 04:14 am UTC (link)
	My point exactly. (Reply to this) (Parent)

sullensiren
2006-01-11 04:12 am UTC (link)

I would so read Han Solo bossing around the serenity crew. You know him and Mal would butt heads eventually. They could have a "whose pants are tighter" contest.

Also, Sirius on Serenity needs to be written.

So does Firefly/Ocean's 11. (Rusty and Danny find their new crew woefully unprofessional. And Jayne eats all Rusty's snacks.)

House/Firefly . . . . You know. Someone just write all these. Now. I wish to see them.

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musesfool
2006-01-11 04:16 am UTC (link)

You know him and Mal would butt heads eventually. They could have a "whose pants are tighter" contest.

You know he and Mal are, like, related. Come on!

Also, Sirius on Serenity needs to be written.

So does Firefly/Ocean's 11. (Rusty and Danny find their new crew woefully unprofessional. And Jayne eats all Rusty's snacks.)

House/Firefly

Well, I'm working on the first two and wrote the last one in November, so...

	thistlerose 2006-01-11 04:14 am UTC (link)
	1. Sirius on Serenity I'm writing that for starrysummer. facepalm (Reply to this) (Thread)

	musesfool 2006-01-11 04:14 am UTC (link)
	Are you? I'm writing it for me. g (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	medicinal_mirth 2006-01-11 04:16 am UTC (link)
	Being caught jerking off Kaylee. Hee. Is there a word missing there? :D (Reply to this) (Thread)

	musesfool 2006-01-11 04:17 am UTC (link)
	rereads I do believe there is, but on the other hand, that's pretty blushy too. g (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lomedet 2006-01-11 04:16 am UTC (link)
	3. about her affair with Dan Rydell in Spain sporfles oh, that is just perfect , and is still making me giggle madly. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	musesfool 2006-01-11 04:18 am UTC (link)
	bows Thank you. Thank you verra much. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	froda_baggins 2006-01-11 04:27 am UTC (link)
	sniffle Oh, Wash. sigh tear (Reply to this) (Thread)

	musesfool 2006-01-11 04:38 am UTC (link)
	shares tissues (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ide_cyan 2006-01-11 04:42 am UTC (link)
	I think Luke is thinking he's Christopher, at this point. And this is something he can't be. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	musesfool 2006-01-11 05:14 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, you're right, but i still hate it. And I hate that he kept it a secret from Lorelai for so long. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	playingwithfyre 2006-01-11 04:55 am UTC (link)
	He totally is oh so pretty next to that machine. swoons cough looks around proceeds to drool over Hugh (Reply to this) (Thread)

	musesfool 2006-01-11 05:15 am UTC (link)
	Heh. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	gobi_rex 2006-01-11 05:19 am UTC (link)
	OMG, Lorelai's dress. Just no. The fluffy things on the bodice, especially from the side, so bad. My only explanation is they wanted something vintage looking. Still, no excuses for something this fugly. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	musesfool 2006-01-11 05:23 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, I just...the style of the dress is fine, but the bodice is just so ugly! And it made her look like she had a spare tire! Lauren Graham does not have a spare tire around her middle, and that dress made her look like she did! That's just wrong. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	whatdanidigs 2006-01-11 06:08 am UTC (link)
	I am currently debating whether or not to contintue to watch GG anymore. Though I sort of enjoyed this episode I haven't enjoyed this season all that much. All the characters right now are annoying me but for Lorelai. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	musesfool 2006-01-11 02:33 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I have a feeling I'll stick it out for this season, but if it's renewed, I'm gone. All the characters right now are annoying me but for Lorelai. I enjoyed Mrs. Kim and Paris a lot. A lot. And Lorelai continues to rock when everyone else annoys, yes. I wish there were more Emily, too. Sigh. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sff_corgi 2006-01-11 07:44 am UTC (link)
	Zoe's Top Five Reasons for Marrying Wash sniffle Sirius on Serenity [stares thoughtfully, tilts head] I got nuthin'. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	musesfool 2006-01-11 02:34 pm UTC (link)
	Heh. I'm writing it. We'll see what happens. g So far it's not jokey at all, which is kind of a surprise. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	thunderemerald 2006-01-11 08:32 am UTC (link)
	Being caught jerking off by* Kaylee.* And It Was Good. Write it. Write it now. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	musesfool 2006-01-11 02:35 pm UTC (link)
	Bwahahahahahaha! I might just have to. "Ain't no shame in it, Cap'n. I could even help you out if you like." (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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	phineasjones 2006-01-11 04:23 pm UTC (link)
	The bodice on that wedding dress is FUGLY. for real. it actually made her look chubby and that's hard work. and i share your feelings about the show. just... they need to get a new source of conflict. miscommunication and lack of communication really does get tiring after a while. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	musesfool 2006-01-11 06:52 pm UTC (link)
	Yes! It gave her the look of a spare tire around her middle, which we all know Lauren Graham does not have. they need to get a new source of conflict. miscommunication and lack of communication really does get tiring after a while. nod nod And bringing in a new smart geeky kid now that Rory's grown up isn't the way to go about mixing it up. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	winnett 2006-01-11 05:52 pm UTC (link)
	How is it that they've ruined the thing I've waited five seasons for Oh God, no kidding. This is just so predictable it is utterly boring. The plots are dull. The only reason I watch the show is for the wit and character interaction and that just isn't as good as it once was. I wonder if this is the last season? What else can they do with the show. Fugly indeed. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	musesfool 2006-01-11 06:53 pm UTC (link)
	The only reason I watch the show is for the wit and character interaction and that just isn't as good as it once was. Exactly. It's sad. I'd like the show to go out on a high note, but ASP wrote last night's ep, and if she can't make this stuff work, no one can. Sigh. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	npkedit 2006-01-11 05:53 pm UTC (link)
	And goddamn, but Chase is pretty. What's up with how pretty he looks by the green light of the MRI machine? It's just the right color for those blue-green eyes. The soft lights in the ICU do it too. I conducted a deep study to prove this important point grin. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	musesfool 2006-01-11 06:53 pm UTC (link)
	Mmmm...yes... g (Reply to this) (Parent)

	mattador 2006-01-11 06:01 pm UTC (link)
	Lack of shame is a good thing. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	musesfool 2006-01-11 06:55 pm UTC (link)
	I embrace my inner Cordelia. "Pfft! As if shame is something to be proud of!" (Reply to this) (Parent)

	castaliae 2006-01-11 07:31 pm UTC (link)
	I love the jobs you would assign out, and really, you should give into the plot bunnies. It will be interesting. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	musesfool 2006-01-11 09:01 pm UTC (link)
	I'm glad you enjoyed them - I enjoyed thinking of them. G and really, you should give into the plot bunnies. It will be interesting. Nobody wants to read my Mary Sues. Least of all me. THey're fun for daydreaming on the bus, mostly. (Reply to this) (Parent)